(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
(Dance team, Soonsudance)
Introducing the fantastic duo
that'll open our show.
It's Poor and Rich!
Let's watch together!
♪ Look, look, look at me ♪
♪ My dad bought me this luxury watch ♪
♪ Look, look, I have one too ♪
♪ My internal clock that says I'm hungry ♪
♪ Luxury goods, 1, 2, 3 ♪
♪ I'm surrounded by ladies since I'm rich ♪
♪ Why am I only surrounded by flies? ♪
Get away! Get away!
♪ I'm rich, I'm rich ♪
♪ I'm going to inherit my dad's company ♪
♪ I'm broke, I'm broke ♪
♪ I'll forget my troubles by drinking ♪
♪ I'm so influential in the company ♪
♪ The son of a rich man ♪
♪ It's so hard to pay my rent and utility bills ♪
♪ I'm just 32 years old ♪
♪ Eminem, Justin Bieber and Ronaldo are my friends ♪
♪ I bet you're jealous ♪
♪ Please get them to autograph this ♪
- Nope. Too much trouble. / - Get their autographs!
- Forget it. / - I want those autographs!
I want their autographs!
That was Poor and Rich.
I'll introduce the next show now.
Let's watch some feats of strength by this team
that just finished touring the nation.
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We will not beg you to buy stuff from us.
Please buy a visor. Please buy a visor.
- Only $5. / - Hey.
What are you doing?
- It's not like that... / - Why you...
We're also selling fans.
For the feat of strength, we'll show you...
I'll crumple this water bottle with my mouth.
Impressive, Chilsip!
Gupal and Chilsip!
Now Gupal will give it a shot.
I can do it!
Give it to me!
Alright... This metal container...
Pardon?
Huh?
- Chilsip. / - Yeah?
I can't do this.
- You can't? / - That's right!
We need to talk things over.
Gupal, follow me.
Gupal, if you do this for me,
I won't kiss you while you sleep.
You'd better keep your promise!
Yeah, yeah.
Then I'll do it!
That's it!
Gupal will crumple this!
Gupal did it!
Applause!
Good job, Gupal.
It's a happy day!
Gupal, what's wrong?
What happened to your lips?
Let's reduce the swelling.
With my lips.
Gupal!
That was Gupal and Chilsip.
Allow me to introduce the next show.
The greatest musicians of Korea
have gathered together.
Let's hear them right away.
Cue the music!
♪ Don't feel sorry ♪
♪ It makes me seem pathetic ♪
♪ Kill me with your pretty red lips ♪
♪ I'm fine ♪
♪ Lastly, look at me ♪
♪ Just smile like nothing happened ♪
♪ Your eyes, nose and mouth ♪
♪ Old age, wrinkles, saggy skin, fix it with this ♪
♪ Thank you ♪
♪ My hand that used to touch you ♪
♪ Even your small finger nails ♪
What's your name?
♪ Like an amazing flame ♪
♪ A pretty girl is winking at me ♪
♪ My goodness! This isn't good ♪
♪ Our love ♪
♪ You wouldn't know, you wouldn't know ♪
♪ It hurts so much ♪
♪ After a long night ♪
♪ When I fill my glass with tears ♪
♪ Like the morning dew ♪
♪ Take it out and drink it ♪
I'm dizzy.
♪ My goodness! This isn't good ♪
You just saw some amazing musicians.
Which musicians will be here next time?
Please look forward to it.
So allow me to introduce the next show.
The next show...
Goodness! Hello there!
Goodness!
- Okay... / - You're hard at work!
Who are you?
I own a coffee shop nearby.
Do you need any new members?
If you're picked, what about your coffee shop?
I'm sick of that coffee shop, so I want to quit
and put on a show.
Why?
All sorts of idiots come to the coffee shop.
Idiots that come in for coffee and go,
"What should I get? What should I get?"
Indecisive idiots like that!
"What's a frappuccino? What's Earl Grey?"
Frustrating idiots that ask a ton of questions
and just end up ordering an Americano!
The idiots that come in and don't even order...
What are you doing?
Those mooching idiots that look for a power outlet!
Childish idiots that put the buzzer
on their chest and call themselves Iron Man.
Idiots that stare at the buzzer and say,
"Will this still buzz if I take this home?"
"I'll take this to the bathroom to see if this buzzes."
Idiots with too much time on their hands!
And when they add syrup to their coffee and say...
Is this cough syrup?
Idiots that make stupid jokes like that!
Nobody does that!
I do.
Oh, come on...
Do I get to practice right away if I'm picked?
No, you have to take a class first.
I'm sick of taking classes!
Why?
Back when I used to go to school,
there were all sorts of idiots in class!
Idiots that run around and play during break time
but suddenly fall asleep when class starts.
There are also idiots that wake up right away
when the bell rings and rush to the snack bar.
Idiots that always study English during math.
Idiots that sleep quietly...
And wake up startled!
Then there's even bigger idiot that wakes up
along with the first idiot!
Idiots that ask the teacher
a question when the bell is ringing!
Those idiots that look like they're paying attention,
but they're actually sleeping with their eyes open!
Nobody does that.
I did!
Geez... Just go.
You can go.
Don't sleep here!
I think I need more sleep.
- Just go. / - I'm going.
The next show is the highlight of our show!
They play music with their bodies. The Bod-chestra!
We're the Bod-chestra. Let's start the music!
That was the Bod-chestra.
Our show will go on!
Coming soon!
(The Man that Loves Hangeul)
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never use English.
I'm a proud Korean, Kim Seongwon.
- You'd better not use English today. / - Alright.
Today, I'll talk about the utility bills...
- That Koreans pay every month. / - Utility bills.
As you can see,
this is the electricity bill.
Right.
- We pay the water bill. / - Right.
And this fart bill.
What?
What was that?
The fart bill.
I don't ever remember paying a fart bill.
You need this to boil soup and make rice.
Farts.
Nobody calls that a fart bill.
Everyone here knows it's called something else.
This is a fart bill, right, ma'am?
She said yes.
Why did you nod?
Just say it.
Fart bill...
Just say it.
You know it!
No!
- Don't! / - You said you wouldn't speak English.
Gas!
G-A-S!
Gas, gas, gas!
Renewable natural gas.
Portable four-piece outdoor camping
premium butane gas.
"I Am a Gas."
The Korean band, Guck-gas-ten.
"The Great Gas-by."
♪ I'm so pretty, why would you gas me? ♪
Teacher.
I can't not speak English.
Of course you should call it gas. It's fine.
- I can say it? / - Of course.
Then I'll keep going.
Next, I'll talk about the food that are
eaten with milk for breakfast.
People eat sweet potatoes with milk.
So delicious.
Bread and milk go great together.
- Yum. / - And...
You pour it into milk...
We also eat
these big earwax chunks.
Don't be ridiculous!
Teacher, they're earwax chunks.
- They're delicious. / - So you pour milk...
Into a bowl of earwax chunks for breakfast?
Yes, just like this.
The people here love this stuff.
Ma'am, let me ask you again.
You've had earwax chunks before, right?
She said yes.
Is that your actual mother?
- Just say it. This is annoying. / - Earwax chunks.
- I don't know the term. / - Just say it.
Earwax chunks.
No...
- Keep it in! / - Don't!
- No! / - Don't say it!
Don't!
- No! / - Stop your son, ma'am!
Cereal!
C-E-R-E-A-L!
Cereal!
Frosted Mini-Wheats Original cereal.
Raisin Bran Crunch Original
family size breakfast cereal.
Bang Cereal the composer.
Would you like a silver axe or a golden axe?
What are you doing?
Mountain cereal.
♪ Cereal star ♪
♪ Are you... ♪
What's wrong?
Hey...
Where are you going?
The bath-cereal.
My stomach!
- Bye-bye! / - Good-bye.
(Ugly Inside)
It sure is nice here, Byeongcheol.
Yumi...
Once you take this shot, we're dating.
I finished it.
Let's break up.
What? I finished my drink.
What are you talking about?
My face keeps changing.
My entire face changes in an instant!
It's not that easy. Even a nose job takes 3 hours.
I drank pumpkin juice for 3 months
to reduce the swelling.
Listen, Byeongcheol.
I don't care how you change. You're the one.
I can't live without you.
Yumi...
I'm so sorry. I'll never say that again.
- You'd better not... / - I love you, Yumi.
I'm dizzy from taking that shot.
- You're dizzy? / - Yeah.
Let me buy you a hangover drink.
- Just wait here. / - Thanks.
A hangover drink...
He's so kind.
Yumi! Your hangover drink...
My goodness!
That really sobered me up.
Who are you and how do you know my name?
It's me. Byeongcheol.
Let's have another drink since my face changed.
Once you take this shot, we're dating.
Oh...
If you throw it out, we're getting married.
♪ Marry me ♪
♪ Will you hold my hand? ♪
It was a joke.
How about we go to a rooftop bar
with a view of Hangang and have craft beers?
The bar snack is my face.
A great bar snack.
You can live off my face!
I'm going to take a big bite. Come here.
Stop it! I'm not dried pollack!
Get out. Beat it!
I'll end things here!
Leave now!
Honey!
My precious Byeongcheol!
Some weirdo came by.
Please don't change again. Please!
Some weirdo came by?
He was such a weirdo.
Alright.
Calm down.
It feels more special since you're back to normal.
Let's have a drink.
Have a seat.
You're so handsome.
The soju tastes sweet.
Yeah, Yumi.
I guess they don't serve fruit here.
I'm craving some pineapple.
You want to eat pineapple?
They probably don't have it here.
Then I'll go buy some pineapple.
- Some pineapple... / - Hold on!
What if you change again?
It'll be fine.
It is not fine!
I'll be right back.
- Honey. Honey. / - Just give me 3 seconds.
- No, I'm fine. / - Pineapple...
Honey!
I shouldn't have said that.
Honey!
What the...
The pineapple guy?
It's me. Byeongcheol.
♪ Pen ♪
♪ I have a pineapple ♪
♪ Pineapple pen ♪
♪ I have a Byeongcheol ♪
♪ I have a fist ♪
♪ Beat him up ♪
Beat it!
This is insane. What's with this day?
Yumi.
Gosh...
Come here.
Byeongcheol?
I'll protect you.
Yeah, I'm Byeongcheol.
Why did you come back as a thug?
- I am not a thug. / - A thug?
A thug?
- I'm so sorry... / - Stop staring.
Hold on, Yumi.
You disrespectful little...
My goodness!
- I ought to... / - Do you want to die?
- What? / - Do you want to die?
Say that again.
Do you want to die?
Nobody actually wants to die.
- Honey... / - Geez...
Honey, are you okay?
Goodness...
Please don't hit me!
How embarrassing...
Such a loser gangster...
Hold on...
Don't come back unless you become a hero!
You're kind of pretty.
- Me? / - Come here.
- What are you doing? / - Hang out with us.
- What are you doing? / - I'll protect you, Yumi!
A hero?
Take this.
Anpanman's punch of justice!
How adorable.
What's your deal?
I bet that hurt.
Are you okay, Byeongcheol?
Yumi, forget those guys.
How about getting soju with these buns?
I'd rather punch you.
Take this! And that!
I'd rather go to jail after beating you up.
(Two Job Republic)
I heard this is a popular restaurant
in Two Job Republic.
I'm really looking forward to it.
- Hello. / - Hello.
I'm a chef in Two Job Republic, Daniel Chung.
Here is the steak with truffle oil that you ordered.
Thank you.
- Enjoy. / - Alright.
This looks great.
A shot from above!
- What the... / - From the front!
- What is this? / - From the side!
What are you doing?
I'm a chef in Two Job Republic and a power blogger!
Oh, I see.
What are you doing?
Wow, so delicious!
"Delicious food, nice venue, the chef is awesome."
Who wrote these nice things about me?
Someone might think that I wrote this.
You just wrote that yourself.
I just saw you.
Yes, captain.
We fly out at 7 p.m.? Got it.
Excuse me. You must be a flight attendant.
Yes, I'm a flight attendant and delivery woman.
- What? / - Miss Park!
- Yes! / - You have a delivery.
Where to, boss?
302, Gag Apartment.
Man, their elevator is busted...
Sir, where's the bathroom?
You can reach the restaurant bathroom
by going right, straight or left.
If you are in need of emergency toilet paper,
please open the left drawer on your table.
- Ladies and gentlemen... / - Miss Park!
Yes, on my way!
What? What's with this country?
What the...
- Sir. / - Yes.
I found a hair in my food.
I'm so sorry.
- I'll give you coffee on the house. / - Okay.
I'm very sorry.
What is this?
You got sand eel extract!
What's your deal?
I'm the owner of this restaurant and
the director of "2 Days and 1 Night."
The viewer tour. You'll be sleeping outdoors!
- Let's go outside. / - Why would I got outside?
- Rice cakes for sale! / - Don't be ridiculous.
Oh, you sure are a fine looking gentleman.
Buy some rice cakes.
No, I'm fine.
Come on. Delicious rice cakes.
- Just buy some. / - No thanks.
What if I get an upset stomach from this?
- So that's what you're worried about. / - Yes.
Then look at this.
What's this?
- I sell rice cakes and insurance. / - What?
This is the best insurance policy.
- Put your thumb print here... / - I'm not doing that.
No thanks. I'm just a tourist here.
There's travel insurance for tourists.
- No! / - Look here!
Why are you selling insurance at my restaurant?
Oh, this is a restaurant.
- Then... Rice cakes for sale! / - No, no.
This is annoying me to death.
Death?
That's why I have this life insurance plan that
pays you back up to 4 time the amount upon death.
Please put your thumb print here.
- I will! / - Yes, right here.
Excuse me, excuse me!
I'm eating here! What is this?
I'm back from the delivery!
You have to wear a helmet when you do deliveries.
What's your identification number?
Please turn off all electronic devices.
- Sir. Sir. / - Please turn this off.
- What the... / - I have your thumb print...
Meaning that the contract is complete.
That doesn't count!
Excuse me! This guy forced me to sign up
for an insurance policy.
You're a policeman, right?
That's right. I'm a policeman...
- And a club DJ. / - What the...
What is this?
What's going on?
You'd better pay the fine.
Why would I pay the fine?
Hey! You pay the fine!
That's so petty. I quit doing deliveries!
Then you'll just be a flight attendant?
No, I'm a flight attendant and...
- A rice cake peddler. / - What?
Rice cakes for sale!
Hey! I sell rice cakes around here.
Don't sell your stuff here. Leave, leave.
You can't do that!
- What are you doing? / - Pay the fine!
No way, no way! You can split me open!
If your stomach splits, we'll pay the entire hospital bill.
- This insurance... / - What's with this weirdo?
Now I'm adding assault to your charges.
Hold on! How can you treat a girl like this?
A girl? Free entry for girls at the club!
What?
Everyone!
"2 days..."
- "And 1 Night!" / - What's with this country?
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is the smart phone on your wrist. A smart watch.
We have CEO Yoo Minsang to talk about it.
Hello.
Smart!
That's right, everyone.
Yoo Minsang's smart watch
goes with suits, casual wear and sporty clothes.
It looks good on anyone.
Take a look.
It looks great on me too, doesn't it?
Take a look.
It looks good even on him.
Even on me? What do you mean?
And Yoo Minsang's smart watch
is one-size-fits-all,
so it can fit thick wrists and slender wrists.
Take a look.
That's just a rubber band.
Is that from a pair of underwear?
That's why it's surprising.
And that's not all.
Smart watches can check your heart rate.
But with Yoo Minsang's smart watch,
it'll not only check your heart rate...
- It can even check your blood sugar. / - That's right.
That's why we'll bring in Dr. Kim Suyeong
of internal medicine and talk to him. Come on out.
I'll check my blood sugar with
Yoo Minsang's smart watch.
First, if I drink some cola...
(The blood sugar level presented here is staged)
Oh, it went up a lot.
It went up a bit.
- It went up a lot. / - Now I'll eat some onion...
That will lower my blood sugar.
An onion.
That was a really small bite.
My blood sugar really dropped.
It went down by 1.
So now I'll take a bite of a hamburger.
It went up a lot!
Now it went up a bit.
- It went up a lot. / - So then...
I'll eat some onion inside a hamburger...
Hey!
Why are you eating that hamburger again?
You eat the onion! The burger is mine!
Hey!
I think this will be his last shoot.
With that blood sugar...
Let us tell you more about our product.
What is the biggest flaw about a smart watch?
- Short battery life. / - Right.
But don't worry.
We'll also throw in a portable charger
that can charge your watch very fast.
- How nice! / - Take a look.
We'll give you this.
That's a car battery...
Want a charge?
No!
My entire body will be charged.
Yoo Minsang's smart watch
can also read your text messages for you.
I got a text earlier. Should I read it?
You can hear the text if you press this button.
This is your first message.
Yoo Minsang, we've confirmed that you're an adult.
- What? / - Feel free to enjoy our adult content.
No, no! What is this thing saying?
I think it's broken.
- I bet you're really lonely. / - I'm not!
What are you saying?
Besides that, this also functions as your secretary.
It'll respond to me if I talk to it. Let's see.
Watch.
Yes, I'm listening.
I'm hungry. What should I get?
Eat by yourself.
No, that's not what I meant.
This thing loves joking around.
Don't touch me there.
What?
So funny...
Alright then...
Want to get instant noodles?
Calling emergency services.
No! That's not what I meant! No!
Hello, this is emergency services.
No! It was a mistake!
This thing is funny.
It must be broken.
Now you're doing this to a machine?
No! It's not like that.
I'm not like that.
Now we'll bring in a customer who's using
our product and hear his review.
Hello, I've been working out for 2 months
with Yoo Minsang's smart watch.
I'm getting more fit by the day.
And I thought about why.
It's because of the chicken breast that I sell!
Don't get hit with electromagnetic waves
from Yoo Minsang's smart watch.
Eat some nutritious protein.
What are you doing?
Yoo Minsang's smart watch
has great functions and the design is...
I have curry flavor too!
Don't wear a tight smart watch.
Cock-a-doodle-doo! Eat chicken breast instead.
What are you selling here?
What's your deal?
What was that?
Don't you all want one?
We don't have many left.
Please call now.
Haecheol's chicken breast.
No! Why would you talk about that?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ A great price restaurant ♪
♪ A great, great, great, great price ♪
♪ A great price ♪
♪ A great, great, great, great price ♪
Yoo Minsang's smart watch.
Hey!
You're not even wearing a watch!
How was that relevant?
Don't you all want one?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's brisket.
What are you talking about?
It's the best!
(Big Picture)
Hello, I'm Kim Daehui of Big Picture.
A big picture means to come up with a big plan.
Where am I?
I'm right here.
Please turn around.
This was my big picture to make an entrance
that would get louder applause.
Thank you.
Let's see big pictures in everyday life.
Honey, the last ferry leaves at 4.
It's past 4.
No, it leaves at 6.
- Mister. / - Yes?
When is the last ferry?
It's at 4.
Oh, no!
I'm sorry. I must've gotten confused.
Let's take the first ferry out of here tomorrow.
I can't do that...
Honey, I need to call my mom first.
Alright.
Hello?
The last ferry is at 6.
This was our big picture to stretch the day trip
into an overnight trip.
- Honey. / - Yeah?
I told my mom I'm sleeping over at a friend's house.
That's good. Let's take the first ferry tomorrow.
- Okay. / - Let me check if there's a room.
Mister, do you have any vacant rooms?
We do but just one.
What?
The ferry schedule and just one room...
Is this part of your big picture?
No! Not at all!
Mister, do you really only have one room?
All booked up for the weekend except for one.
- Gosh... / - We have no choice.
I'll go see if the room looks alright.
- Sorry. / - Fine...
Miss.
- You called earlier to book a room, right? / - Yes.
We have plenty of rooms. Why did you tell me to...
This was my big picture.
- Mister. / - Yes.
What time is the first ferry tomorrow?
There are plenty of ferries tomorrow...
Tell him there are no ferries tomorrow.
- Mister. / - Yes?
And tell him there's only one room tomorrow.
Now this is a true big picture.
We saw some big pictures in everyday life.
This prop...
You left this prop behind.
Floor director, take this.
This was my big picture to get an offer
to throw a first pitch at a baseball game.
Let's see the next big picture!
It's hot.
Why is the house so hot?
- Dear. / - Yes?
- I'm going to take a shower. / - Alright.
Boy, it's hot.
- Mom. / - Yeah?
It's so hot that I can't study.
Let's turn on the AC.
Hey. Why isn't this working?
The AC is broken.
Man! I have to study.
Geez, that boy...
This was my big picture to save on electricity.
- Mom. / - Yeah?
I can't take it anymore.
Give me money so I can go to a study lounge.
Geez, this boy...
- Here! / - Thank you.
This was my big picture to go to the LAN cafe.
Boy, I'm still hot after a shower.
- Where's our son? / - He went to the study lounge.
Then is it just us two at home?
This was our...
Big picture.
Yes, baby.
Did you enjoy that?
Comedians work hard every week just for one skit.
Oh, there are two types of comedians.
The comedians that are naturally talented.
Just like me.
Then there are those comedians
that rely on sucking up to the director.
Those comedians don't last long.
Let's watch the next big picture.
(I love you, director)
Business is so slow. This is driving me nuts.
- Hey. / - Yes?
What are you doing here?
What do you mean? I'm a vendor.
Who said you could do business here?
Do I need permission?
- Beat it. / - What?
- I said beat it. / Why are you doing this?
- Beat it! / - What's your problem?
Why I ought to...
Those guys are fighting! Let me film it.
What's your deal?
I asked you what you were doing.
I'm going to film this and post it online!
Film me. Film me.
- Film me. / - I got your face here! I'll get you back!
Did you make sure he got the sign?
Everyone will see it.
- Great job. / - Yes.
This my big picture to promote my business!
Boss! Boss!
- Big news, boss. / - What is it?
You're an Instagram star now!
A million views!
A million views?
Let me put this up here.
This was our big picture for a new start!
Let's get started.
- Boys! / - Boss!
This was our big picture
to promote Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Applause!
(Leaving)
Soyeong, I really enjoyed our blind date today.
Me too.
Oh, it's a taxi.
You should go first, Yunseok.
No, I'll go after I see you off.
Really? Thank you.
We're here.
He's getting off.
- Good-bye then. / - Bye.
Mister, can you help me with my stuff in the trunk?
Sure, just a second.
Here.
- Here you go. / - Thank you.
- That must be everything. I'll get going. / - Bye.
- Your fish... / - My fish.
There.
- Bye. / - Bye.
- Bean paste blocks. / - Thank you.
- Get in. / - Bye!
- Your chicken! / - Goodness!
My goodness!
- Did I miss anything? / - That's everything. Bye.
- Good-bye! / - Bye.
- He sure had a lot of stuff. / - He sure did.
- I'll get going now. / - Okay, bye.
Where would you like to go?
- Take me to Mapo please. / - Sure, Mapo.
Bye.
Should I go downtown
or take Gangbyeon Expressway?
- Whichever that's fastest. / - Sure.
- Bye. / - Bye.
You have to tell me for sure.
Some people complain when they get there.
- Just use the GPS. / - Alright.
- Bye. / - I'm going for real now.
Please say your destination.
Mapo!
This is the route to Mokpo.
Not Mokpo...
- Ma like in Masan! / - This is the route to Masan.
What's with this GPS?
- I'll just punch it in myself. / - Yes.
Hold on...
M... A...
P...
Oh, I pressed B.
Let me start over.
M... A...
- Sir! / - What is it?
Just take the Gangbyeon Expressway.
The Gangbyeon Expressway? Sure thing.
Here we go.
- I'm going for real now. / - Bye for real.
The radio...
This is the traffic report...
- It sure is hard to get home. / - Seriously...
This is Lee Suji's Music Plaza.
- There! / - Finally.
Bye.
Who will be today's lucky winner?
Let's make some calls.
Hello?
Hello, this is Lee Suji's Music Plaza.
My gosh! I won!
Please tell us about yourself.
Hello!
I've been a taxi driver for 20 years with no accidents.
I'm Song Jungeun.
Are you in the middle of driving?
I am not! My car isn't moving!
Congratulations on being chosen.
- Please drive safely. / - Yes! I'll drive safely.
Salute!
I wish he'd start driving already.
- Hold on. / - Yes.
- Sir. / - Yes?
I'm sorry but can you please hurry?
Sure, I'll hurry.
Bye now.
Where are you going again?
- Mapo! / - Mapo!
Sure.
- Go downtown or... / - Gangbyeon Expressway!
Here we go.
- Bye. / - Bye.
Mr. Song!
Goodness!
Did you give a lot of rides today?
Only 10 really short trips.
Geez...
- Where are you off to? / - Mapo.
- Oh, Mapo. / - Keep up the good work.
Alright.
- Go now. / - Hurry.
- Did you eat yet? / - I'm getting pork cutlets.
- Pork cutlets are delicious. / - Yeah.
Bye.
- Order some spicy pork for me. / - Don't worry.
- See you! / - Later.
Bye.
- We're blocking this street for a marathon. / - What?
What is this?
Boy...
I just want to go home!
(Ms. Shin)
- Director Jang. / - Yes?
I'm so upset with you.
About what?
Are you that busy these days?
These days, when you do a one-shot of an actress,
the image is touched up to look nicer.
How did I look older than I do in person?
My skin tone looked so drab.
You need to treat me better.
We edited out your facial hair.
- Yeah? / - We totally got rid of your moustache.
- You got rid of my facial hair? / - Yes.
I guess it's because I've aged.
If I shave in the morning, my face is dark by night.
I really lack estrogen.
You have the most male hormones.
Ma'am, out of all the celebrities I've met,
you look the best in person.
I've heard that so many times.
Korea is very technologically advanced,
but our cameras still aren't good enough
to capture my beauty.
- Anyway, be good to me. / - Okay.
Hello, director!
The female lead in our drama!
The rising star.
- The best looking celebrity in person! / - Thank you.
The best looking celebrity in person!
- I'm her manager. / - The best at driving!
My goodness... Everyone's the best...
So generous with his compliments.
Oh, right. Ma'am.
I'm sorry but the shoot will run a bit long today,
so you'll have to stay here until late at night.
Goodness... I have to leave early today.
Do you have a commercial shoot?
No. I won't have a space to park in
at my apartment complex if I'm late.
It's an old building so it's always a war to get a spot.
I'll do my best so that you won't
have to parallel park.
- Thank you, star director. / - Sure.
- Hello, Ms. Shin. / - Oh, hey.
I shot a chocolate commercial recently.
Try some.
Alright. Thanks.
This is getting stuck in my false teeth.
It's stuck to my teeth.
- Oh. Hey. / - Yes?
I have to leave early today...
- So let's end the shoot in one take. / - Hold on.
Let me check the lines.
Hey! You didn't memorize your lines?
Youngsters always want to learn the script on set.
I'm sorry.
Can you please rehearse with me?
Go ahead and run your mouth.
Lady.
I'm raising your rent by $500 starting this month.
Please take it easy on me.
I have to make a living too.
That's up to me.
You might be the building owner but...
This is going too far. Please save me.
Just leave if you don't have the money.
Leave. Leave. Leave!
I can't stand poor people...
I can't take this anymore.
Let go! Let go! Let go! Let go!
- Goodness... Hey! / - Yes?
It only says "Let go" twice in the script,
why would you said it four times?
I said I have to leave early today!
You just want to keep me here longer!
My goodness gracious...
Youngsters these days are scary.
I'm sorry. I got a bit too into the part.
Goodness, I'm not going to let you get away with this!
I'm sorry.
- Hey! / - Yes?
- Didn't you just see me grab your hair? / - Ow!
- Goodness gracious... / - Ow!
- Goodness! / - Ow!
Where are you going, Nami?
I need to use the bathroom.
I haven't seen you in a while, you look younger.
See you later.
Later.
- Hello, Ms. Shin. / - Hi there, Taehun.
I haven't seen you in a while. You look...
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, just go ahead and say it.
Alright.
So many white hairs...
I just plucked the ones that were visible.
Goodness, I guess it's because you're young.
Your vision is needlessly good.
Ms. Shin, I heard you had to leave early.
I'm sorry but can you please
watch my acting for a little bit?
Taehun! There is not little bit in acting.
If I don't like your acting, you aren't going home.
If you don't do your best, you're in big trouble.
- Then I'll show you. / - Alright.
Let's do this.
I'm sorry, Ms. Shin.
I didn't memorize all my lines.
Taehun, lines aren't meant to be memorized.
You just say what your heart tells you.
You don't have to memorize your lines.
- Can I try it again? / - Yes!
I'm sorry, Ms. Shin!
You got me so nervous.
I make you nervous? Then what should I do?
Should we lock the doors and have a drink?
A drink here?
Your elder is offering you some.
Can I just try saying my line again?
Alright, alright.
Listen up.
I was just toying with you.
This is the kind of guy I am.
So... Get lost.
Don't go!
It's fine even if you're a bad person.
Just let me stay by your side.
Let me stay by your side!
Ms. Shin, in the script, you're supposed to slap me.
Where?
I don't see those other lines.
Oh, I guess I got a bit too into the character.
I just said what my heart told me to say.
It's hard for me when I really get into the role.
Ms. Shin.
Since you're busy today, the rest of the shoot
has been postponed to tomorrow.
- Oh, yeah? / - Yes.
Goodness...
Isn't it nice that we're all so considerate
to each other?
Thank you.
Let's all work hard tomorrow.
- Alright, I'm leaving. / - Good-bye.
We're having a work party since we finished early.
- Okay. / - A work party?
Is it because I'm leaving early
or was this already planned?
Goodness gracious... I love pollack.
So we're having a work party?
Then would you like to come too?
Yes, you should come with us.
Director, you're so tactless.
Ms. Shin.
Don't worry and get home safely.
You're the most tactless one!
Ms. Shin! Ms. Shin!
(Sweet Potato)
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrated sweet potatoes.
Sweet...
Pota...
Toes.
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrated sweet potatoes.
I'm hungry.
Let's eat the spicy rice cakes we ordered.
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrated sweet potatoes.
Let's eat.
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrated sweet potatoes.
That'll be $3.70.
You're short on funds.
I'll take this out.
$2 is your total.
You're short on funds.
I'll take this out too.
That's buy one, get one free.
That'll be 70 cents.
Please bag it up for me.
Plastic bags are 2 cents.
You're short on funds.
We are sweet potatoes...
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrated sweet potatoes.
The end.
(I'd Like to Ask a Favor)
Hello!
Hello.
Hello, it's good to be here.
I'm Kim Wonhyo.
- Are you enjoying Gag Concert? / - Yes!
I've been enjoying the World Cup.
It is World Cup season,
so I watch both Gag Concert and the World Cup.
I'm working on TV again.
After my segment aired last week,
I received an even bigger reaction.
So I read the comments posted in real-time.
I took a look...
"The comments are funnier."
That is a funny comment!
"The assistant director was funnier."
It's true! He was funnier!
"A documentary would be funnier."
All three of these comments are hilarious!
What does this mean?
What is this?
Thank you for all the funny comments.
Please continue to post comments.
So I'm here again to ask
a lot of people for some favors.
Comedians have to have meetings
every week about their skits.
We have to come up with new ideas and props.
So we have a lot of meetings.
But this week was particularly difficult
because of the World Cup.
There were so many funny people at the World Cup.
For the opening ceremony performance,
a singer named Robbie Williams
made the entire world laugh with his middle finger.
I thought about it after I watched this.
What is he trying to express?
Since it was his middle finger...
That he's the center of the world?
No, that doesn't sound right.
Did he mean he was going to sing one more song?
He actually explained himself though.
This is what he said.
“There was a minute to countdown."
He really emphasized that minute.
Hold on.
How many minutes do I have left up here?
Around 3 minutes left?
I should move along quickly.
Robbie Williams, if you want to be funny,
be on Gag Concert.
But if you're on this show,
your hand will probably be blurred out.
So, we had a funny person at the opening ceremony.
But even during the match,
there was a certain player that was being funny.
Watch this clip.
This is Korea vs. Sweden. Take a look at the arrow.
He does a header and lies down.
I guess the ball was too heavy.
And if you look here, he lies down again.
Like, "Oops!"
He's really lying down.
Our player thinks it's ridiculous.
Watch this. He raises his hand and lies down.
Like, "I'm going to lie down now."
He's very reliable.
He kept lying down during the match! Every time!
He kept lying down.
I got sleepy from watching him.
He kept lying down.
If he likes lying down so much,
maybe they should fill the field with beds.
Radioactive beds.
That would get him to get back up.
Some people don't just lie down.
They do some slapstick comedy before lying down.
Watch this.
He's going to lie down.
After he rolls around a few times...
He just keeps rolling.
It's nuts.
He keeps rolling.
Watch. One rotation, two rotations, three rotations,
four rotations, five rotations. He keeps rolling!
Why not just roll all the way home?
Sleep at home comfortably.
Why sleep uncomfortably on the soccer field?
I just can't understand things like...
It is comfortable lying down.
Those guys sure like to relax when they play soccer.
Anyway, please do me this favor.
Please do me this favor.
This is so comfortable.
Let me ask you comfortably.
Please sleep at home.
So I thought this would be the end of it.
But someone was funny with their writing.
Internet comments can be nice or mean.
The Korean team played hard,
so we should cheer for them.
But some people are asking for too much.
A petition for a rematch with Sweden.
I understand the sentiment.
I'd love it if we had a rematch.
But that's not important.
It's when this article was posted.
They were asking for a rematch
before the actual match against Sweden.
"I'm posting this now
because someone else will later."
I thought this person was from the future.
He was funny with a prediction.
A prediction... Hold on.
I want to ask this person for a favor.
Can you tell me if this skit
will become popular on Gag Concert?
Pardon? Not this skit?
No!
Anyway, please do me this favor.
If you really want to be funny,
don't post on the Blue House petition board.
Post something on Gag Concert's message board.
This is really...
A big favor I want to ask.
I got so angry recently.
Let's watch the clip. This is Korea vs. Mexico.
Ki Sungyueng was tripped.
Now Mexico advances. If only he didn't get tripped.
They pass... You've all seen this already, right?
And they score. So upsetting...
You all must be upset too. You're all quiet.
For this World Cup, we have the VAR
or video assistant referee.
You all know that, right?
They should've used the VAR
when Ki Sungyueng was tripped.
Why didn't they...
VAR. Foot, foot. When he tripped him with his foot.
Where was the VAR then?
They should've caught that tripping,
but they didn't so we got scored on.
Which was upsetting and made me drink.
Then my wife chewed me out for drinking.
Then I drank again after for getting chewed out.
This VAR is really affecting my liver.
Please try to look out for this stuff.
Hold on.
I think we need a VAR at Gag Concert too.
I was really funny last episode...
And the week before that.
Yet the director cut a lot of good stuff
saying that it was useless.
I made you all laugh a lot today.
So don't cut too much. Use a VAR.
Director, assistant director.
Please air this without any editing.
(Kim Jinsun, assistant director)
This is why! Why not?
This is why we need a VAR on this show.
Why won't you get us one when I'm asking you?
Forget this. I'm going to lie down to be funny.
Whatever.
Geez!
It's nice to do comedy lying down.
This is really funny.
This could catch on.
Hold on! Do me this favor!
Please do me this favor!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple table trick.
As you can see, we have a table here.
I'll cast a spell on this table.
Abra, abra, abracadabra.
Now this table...
- Wow! / - Amazing, right?
It's floating in the air.
- It's floating in the air. / - Oh, come on!
It's a trick. It's probably hanging on strings.
I think it was hanging on strings...
You, sir.
The rude audience member.
We'd like to bring you up on stage. Come on up.
Come here.
- Don't be nervous. / - Okay.
- This is Gag Concert. / - Yes.
- And amazingly, we're magicians. / - Yes.
- Got that? / - Yes.
Just sit here.
Now I'll make this member of the audience
float in the air.
I'll put this cloth over him.
Abra, abra, abracadabra.
Hey, I'm not floating.
Abra, abra, abracadabra.
You're floating now.
He's going this way now.
- Are you floating right now? / - This is magic!
- It's magic, right? / - Yes!
- Amazing, right? / - Yes.
- Applause! / - Applause!
Now I'll show you today's highlight.
I'll show you the magic oven.
We have an oven here.
And we need some ingredients.
I'll show you all.
We have some ingredients prepared.
Let's push the ingredients next to the oven.
What should we cook for the audience?
I have rice cakes.
Fish cakes...
Chili paste. I have chili paste.
Now I'll put this chili paste in the oven.
Magician Lee Seongdong, help me raise the curtain.
Abra, abra, abracadabra!
Wow!
It turned into spicy rice cakes.
- Spicy rice cakes. / - Wow.
Have some.
Take them. My arm is getting sore.
I'll show you the next dish.
A healthy carrot.
Onion.
And an egg...
Rice...
Ketchup would be nice too.
I'll make this into a rice omelet.
I'll just put these in the oven.
I'll close the oven.
Magician Lee Seongdong, together.
Abra, abra, abra...
If you're ready... 1, 2, 3. Cadabra!
It became a rice omelet.
Who wants this rice omelet?
- Me! / - Me!
Hold on.
- It says SOS on the rice omelet. / - Dang it...
What could have happened?
(Special guest, Chef Lee Wonil)
Introducing Chef Lee Wonil.
I'm so sorry! I'm sorry...
Since Chef Lee Wonil is on Gag Concert,
I'd like you to do a magic trick to.
Yes, I'll do my best.
What could it be? Do you know any magic?
I can guess all the ingredients that go into bread.
- Really? / - Yes.
Let's see it.
Here. Put it down there.
What could be in this bread?
This bread...
This bread is filled with cream.
Really? Try opening it up.
- It's cream-filled. / - Amazing, right?
Good job.
Please clear that.
Let's see the next loaf of bread.
What's in this loaf of bread?
For this loaf...
This is raisin bread.
Please open up the loaf.
Why is there a pigeon in there?
This is magic.
Applause!